I Akilla You

Total Score: 3.60

iakillayou

MV: n/a
Sound Quality: 3
Singing Quality: 3
Contextual Fit: 3

Lyrics Only

Release Date: 10/09/2009

This song, with an incredibly stupid title, is a love song sung by Sungmin to his lover in Akilla or possibly Akilla The Royal Musical. I am having a very hard time finding anything about this that is not on a Super Junior fansite. Basically all I know is that it’s a love story of some sort, and that Sungmin wears a lot of eyeliner. Continue reading

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북문의 덫 (The Trap of North Gate)

Total Score: 4.80

trapatnorthgate

MV: n/a
Sound Quality: 4
Singing Quality: 3
Contextual Fit: 5

MV (copy of original with English subs – could not find original) | Video of actual musical | Lyrics Only

Release Date: 09/23/2009

Not to be outdone by a bunch of nerds, Yesung spent fall 2009 participating in a musical called 남한산성 Namhansansung, which appears to be the name of a real-life mountain fortress city, and the musical I am guessing is about the history of the place. Just look at that astoundingly historical song title. Continue reading

愛情接力 (You & Me)

Total Score: 4.80

marryu

wait which song is this again?

MV: n/a
Sound Quality: 4
Singing Quality: 5
Contextual Fit: 3

Translated Lyrics/Audio Only | Lyrics

Release Date: 09/23/2009

Not to be confused with Super Junior Happy’s “You & I“! Here we are, at the final song of the Super Girl EP, and the last song Hangeng is EVER on with Super Junior, and this is a song that… sounds like “Marry U.” Sporting lyrics by Zhou Mi again, this meanders along in a gentle way, and suffers the same issue as “Marry U”, that of being so relatively uptempo for a romantic song, and predictable chord-wise, that it’s like eating hardtack when you were hoping for beef bourguignon. Or candy hearts (yucky and chalky, says me) when you wanted a box of Ghirardelli. Continue reading

動情 (Only U)

Total Score: 3.20

onlyu

I FOUND THE REST OF THE IMAGE IT’S ALL BAD AND TERRIBLE AAAAAAAAA

MV: n/a
Sound Quality: 2
Singing Quality: 3
Contextual Fit: 3

Lyrics Only

Release Date: 09/23/2009

“Only U” brings out the previously-involved-with-producing-Kylie-Minogue-and-Lily-Allen-songs Greg Kurstin as a songwriter! And yet this is not mentioned in his production/writing discography… even though an f(x) song is listed as a writing credit for his cowriter, Karen Poole. I wonder why? Continue reading

告白 (Confession)

Total Score: 6.40

confession

siwon had silly sideburns in this era

MV: n/a
Sound Quality: 6
Singing Quality: 5
Contextual Fit: 5

Audio Only | Lyrics

Release Date: 09/23/2009

Good morning! Got behind, in part due to massive internet outage, and am also having a tremendous week for brain fog (possibly work stress, lack of sleep, seasonal pressure changes, all three), so who knows how well this is going to turn out if I am foggy-brained and rushing to ensure I don’t miss a day. Continue reading

SUPER GIRL

Total Score: 8.57

supergirl

kyuhyun and zhou mi have seen something off in the distance… perhaps it is solo success…

MV: 8
Sound Quality: 9
Singing Quality: 8
Contextual Fit: 5

Mandarin MV | Korean MVLyrics Only

Release Date: 09/14/2009

supergirl-intro.gif

WHOOAAA WHOOAAA

Good morning, everyone, or evening as the case may be, and let’s talk about “SUPER GIRL”, which is possibly my favorite Super Junior-M song (it’s top 3, at least), and also Hangeng’s last single as a Super Junior member! It is a lovely Autotuned piece of Eurotrash, written and produced and everythinged by Yoo Youngjin (who normally just writes), and it has separate videos for both the Korean and the Chinese version, and it is 2009 so most of everyone is at maximum cute, and please click to view the wonderment. (Also, in the header image you will see if you click to view more, I would like to point out that Ryeowook is wearing MASSIVE lifts. He is a tiny elf person and there is no way he’s that tall.) Continue reading

Happy Bubble (ft. Han Ji Min)

Total Score: 6.57

happybubble

yeeaahhh we’re cool dudes

MV: 6
Sound Quality: 6
Singing Quality: 6
Contextual Fit: 5

MV (best quality video I could find, but bad quality audio) | Lyrics Only

Release Date: 08/20/2009

happybubble-dance

why do kyuhyun and donghae wear scarves to bed WILL WE ONLY FIND OUT WHEN THEY ARE OLD AND DYING???

Heyyy, it’s my #1 and #3 bias doing a song together! This is actually a product-selling commercial sort of song, but it apparently got a proper single release and music video and everything, probably because Kyuhyun and Donghae, particularly in 2009, were such cutiebutts. Or maybe that’s normal for song jingles sung by famous Koreans? I dunno. This is an ad for Happy Bath facial cleansers, and is not the same song as Winterplay’s “Happy Bubble” which is a good song that I don’t think has any connection to the brand. I think Donghae and Kyuhyun could probably do a good song together now, but back in 2009, Donghae had a lot weaker vocal tone so uh, we’ll see! Continue reading

카니발 (Carnival)

Total Score: 6.40

carnival

you remember this part, right?

MV: n/a
Sound Quality: 6
Singing Quality: 5
Contextual Fit: 5

Lyrics Only

Release Date: 08/14/2009

Hey neat, it’s the song from SS2 that was not actually released until a month later! Hey neat, it also makes more sense now why they did it early; it’s not an original song. It’s actually a cover of a Dutch song from 2005. So in that regard, it’s not as weird, I guess. Also semi-surprising that again, everyone’s on this other than Heechul (and TVXQ and SHINee, lol). Continue reading

Seaside 휴게소 (Boom Boom) (with TVXQ and SHINee)

Total Score: 5.14

 

seaside

why does this remind me of a delia’s catalog?

MV: 3
Sound Quality: 4
Singing Quality: 6
Contextual Fit: 5

MV | Lyrics Only

Release Date: 08/14/2009

Now that Super Show 2 is a wrap, let’s move on down (… TO THE BASEMENT) to the next song in the SJ repertoire, which is the song they did with EVERYBODY MALE IN THE SM CATALOG AT THAT TIME OTHER THAN KANGTA APPARENTLY. Good lord. This is from 2009 Summer SMTown – We Are Shining, which is one of the last SMTown seasonal compilations that SM did. Also, to be honest, the cover art isn’t that bad given some other SMtown compilation art we’ve seen. Interesting that a summer compilation came out so late in the summer. Literally everyone in TVXQ, SHINee, and Super Junior gets at least one solo line on this song (aside from Heechul for obvious reasons), which is nuts given that the song is only 3:10. Continue reading