Total Score: 4.40


lined up by age, in case you were curious (same as my main site header)

MV: n/a
Sound Quality: 4
Singing Quality: 4
Contextual Fit: 3

Lyrics Only | Live (not good, as usual – most of everyone aside from KRY is out of tune)

Well, ok – Shindong finally showed up, on the fifth song of the album. Still no sign of the mysteriously absent Hangeng, though. (Maybe he was busy in China? Not trying to be flip.) Continue reading


Total Score: 6.40


MV: n/a
Sound Quality: 6
Singing Quality: 6
Contextual Fit: 4

Lyrics Only | (SJ never did this live? EVER? Boo.)

“Monster” has multiple sections that are very sensual/sexy-sounding and Kyuhyun doesn’t get any of them. Grrrr. Unrelatedly, I need to quit listening to SJ songs for review while I have my music library on random because something not-SJ and way mood-breaking always comes up immediately. Extra extra unrelatedly, SHINDONG HAS GONE THE WAY OF TWINS APPARENTLY BECAUSE WHERE THE HELL IS HE?? Continue reading

앤젤라 (Angela)

Total Score: 5.20


MV: n/a
Sound Quality: 5
Singing Quality: 5
Contextual Fit: 3

Lyrics Only | Live (from Super Show 2 (but Japanese, I’m not reviewing that one)) (HANGENG HAS BLONDE HAIR AGAIN GRRR)

Well, ok. Nine singers, including Eunhyuk. Improvement, I guess? Still short – Don’t Don felt like it did a decent job of trying to include everyone, and I know Kibum and Heechul were AWOL for most of this but still, there were technically 13 dudes here. Eunhyuk’s singing, though – we haven’t had a single rap yet and we’re four songs in. Continue reading

니가 좋은 이유 (Why I Like You)

Total Score: 6.40


two of these dudes do not sing on this song but wevs

MV: n/a
Sound Quality: 7
Singing Quality: 7
Contextual Fit: 2

Lyrics Only | Live (not overall good BUT DONGHAE IN GLASSES)

Release Date: 03/12/2009

I was really looking forward to getting into the Sorry, Sorry album, given that the Don’t Don album was so surprisingly good, at least on the front end where (I think) the newer songs were. This is a good start! Continue reading

둘이 (You & I)

Total Score: 6.40



MV: n/a
Sound Quality: 6
Singing Quality: 4
Contextual Fit: 5

Lyrics Only

Release Date: 05/05/2008

Oh hey it’s this song! I didn’t realize what song this was going to be, or even that this song was an SJ-Happy song; I just knew it as “the song that they taught the dance to the audience in one of the Super Shows, and it’s ‘ooo-eeeee, da da da da da ooo-eeee'”, haha. OK, so on “Cooking? Cooking!” when I said one of the non-single songs on this EP was a tour standard, I actually DIDN’T mean this one.  Continue reading

요리왕 (Cooking? Cooking!)

Total Score: 7.14


MV: 7
Sound Quality: 7
Singing Quality: 6
Contextual Fit: 5


Release Date: 05/05/2008


Ileohge maseobseodo– (aniji!) Ileohge masisseodo– (geuleoji!)

Right on the heels of Super Junior-M’s debut album is Super Junior Happy’s debut (and only) EP, Cooking? Cooking! While Super Junior Happy only put out five songs ever–even SJ-T had a few songs later–two of them got music videos, and a third song became a tour standard. Super Junior Happy consists of Leeteuk, Kangin, Eunhyuk, Yesung, Sungmin, and Shindong. (So, assuming that SJ-M and SJ-Happy were recording at roughly the same time, since their debuts were a month apart, that means that Heechul and Kibum are the only two who didn’t participate in any of this. I’ll assume it’s because ACTING!) The entire premise of Super Junior Happy is CUTE AND BOUNCY AND HAPPY. If you missed Silly Super Junior, it’s back with a vengeance! And luckily for me, unlike the “Me” album, there were a CRAPTON of promo photos from this group! Continue reading